The Twelve Steps for opening your Tiffanys Birthday Gift
Step 1 – Read the card
Step 2 – Admire the box
Step 3 – Remove the bow
Step 4 – Try to control your excitement before opening the box
Step 5 – Open the box
Step 6 – Toss half the box aside
Step 7 – Grab the jewelry pouch
Step 8 – Toss other half of the box aside
Step 9 – Open pouch
Step 10 – Lose breath while removing jewelry
Step 11 – Cry with joy after putting jewelry on
Step 12 – Enjoy life with your new jewelry